24 July 2010

time attack!!

score sheet

515am: arrived home
600am: sleep
900am: phone alarm rings (automated unconscious thumb goes for snooze button)
910am: 2nd time phone alarm (automated unconscious tumb goes for off alarm button)
1025am: panic attack, adrenalin's been rushed through the veins
1026am: house car porch
1029am: slot machine @ wisma

laptime from car porch to wisma: 2 minutes 40 seconds
estimated distance covered: 4.8km
average vehicle speed: 130km/h
max vehicle speed:193km/h
time wasted:
while going to the car = 18seconds
guard house = 4 seconds
emergency brake = 2.4 seconds
wisma stairs = 10 seconds

experience point gained: PRICELESS

general specification

take a shower: no
brush teeth: no
wash face: no
eyes: half-opened
smile: no
yawning: every 20 seconds
weight: -400g from last weighing
blood flow-rate: 143 pulse per minute
near miss: heart attack
practice session:
when you get a call in the morning from boss, colleague.
whenever mom is calling while i'm sleeping.
occasionally from friends for any special occasion.
overall situation: under controlled
money lost: nil
money gained: +rm105.70
mileage gained: 9.2 km
fuel lost: 920ml of RON95
situation: RJ was in his office
madolz mantra: always pretend to be fresh everytime you wake up
conclusion: practice makes perfect
special thanks: amad, el, mas

ps: going to continue my sleep now..i was dreaming about a 3 series..damn..

4 comments:

ieja_abu said...

this is absolutely crazeeeeeeeeeeee!aigooo~



ps:tak mndi g keje aku leh terima.tak sikat rmbut laaaagi la leh terima.tak gosok gigi????urgggh!

pps:misi mak nyah plak please.culture sh*t 2nd edition

Madolz said...

alaa..bukannye ade cakap ngan sape2 pon kat opis..tak makan pon..hahaha..balik tros sambung tido kot..

misi maknyah?? ade bran?? hhahaha

ieja_abu said...

berannn!berannnn!berannnn gile!;)

Madolz said...

mmg ko tak benasib baik laa mas..tp dapat tgk superman pon ok laa kan..hahah