and speaking of purata jangka hayat manusia kat atas mukabumi Allah ni, seperti yg dikatan tadi ialah around 70 thn..tu prata la kan..kalo yg amalkan gaya hidup sehat maybe boleh cecah 80 or 90..yg mana gaya hidup tak sihat (uhuksmokinguhuk) maybe la sampai 60 or 65..mane la tau..maybe ade yg ditakdirkan tgk dunia skejap je..takpe, abaikan tu sbb tu sume keje Allah..so if you are some sort of mathematicaholics (ok i made up this word), do some calculation and you'll find some interesting figures, which might as well mess up your mind..ok here goes..if we say 70 years..it seems like forever..but if i say human's average lifespan is around 25500 days, then it will seems like its going to be tomorrow..kalo nak lagi psycho, kite buat countdown..krap krap aku da hidup a full 25 years, so that would be 9131 days..and the countdown would be..16368 days to go..skejap je kan..oh..my..God..
since i might as well just waste this whole year of 2011, by the end of the year it would be 16000 days to go..nevertheless, after doing some brainstorming about what's going to happen next, i'll be looking it in this way..i may be the only person in the world that doesnt want to be here but then received a cert..ahaa..that sounded a little bit convincing..
ok..this is not about politics..to whomever feels offended after reading this, padan muka..so melalui berita2 sensasi dan ape yg berlaku kat negara tersayangku malaysia, ape yg aku tau harga barang naik lagi..what's up with that?? isn't that cool or what?? and aku ade terbaca yg ade org gomen sarankan jangan bli gula sbb boleh meningkatkan peratusan kadar penyakit kencing manis..hahaha..cool..a seriously superb reason to increase the price of cane subtracts.. even a 5 year old child agrees with me..then all the sweets in the world would be expensive..and all the parents would suffer economically for their love to the young ones..and not to forget, there would be no more sweet person around us (except me for i'm always sweet)..isn't this just great?? and it gets better..all the conglomerates and the higher people in the gomen could sit back and enjoy all the money that came through their pocket without even swinging their balls..marvelous!!
just look at it this way..sume org nak duit..sape yg tak suke duit..sume org suke dikelilingi kawan2..sape tak suke kawan2..kalo digabungkan kedua2nya, maka korang akan jadi org yg paling bahagia kot..so tu la yg jadi..bile kite kat atas, mesti la kite nak tolong kawan2 untuk duduk sama level ngan kite..kan?? (despite of benefiting oneself) so dari segi pengkronian, aku memang saspek aa diorg sbb kalo aku jadi perdana menteri, mula2 skali mesti aaa aku nak family aku sume hidup senang..and then kawan2 aku..and then org2 yg aku penah kenal yg menyenangkan hidup aku..and then org2 yg dah tak jadi kawan aku skang..and then masyarakat tempat aku membesar..pastu negeri tempat aku lahir, pastu barula rakyat jelata..haaaaa..style kan..so kalo dalam tangan aku ade duit yg ultra banyak, maka misi aku untuk memajukan rakyat jelata akan tercapai..tp memandangkan malaysia ni tak cukup kaya lagi, so misi tu terbantut samapai memajukan kawan2 je sbb untuk next step, duit dah abes..as a conclusion, kroni diutamakan, rakyat keseronokan..(pihak penapisan sila jgn ban aku, kalo tak aku bukak blog lain)..
i just bought 2 zippos yesterday..yeaahhh it's my first ori zippo..i'm not a collector but i guess a zippo could serve me for at least 5 more years without buying any other lighter..(as long as takde sape2 sebat zippo aku)..and i bought one for aiman as a gift..a really nice classic zippo with ebony metal finish..nice..
cukup la..panjang la plak aku bebel..i think i should learn more on how to abuse metaphors from jeremy clarkson..what an infantile pillock he is..
ps: i really do miss the feeling of rushing to someone..
1 comment:
aku cdgkan ko letak getah tempeh kat lighter ko tu.baru aa tak hilang.harharhar
ps: pecelele tu mmg sedap dowhhhh!meleleh2 air liur kitorg mkn.pehhhh~
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